Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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Enduring Hope and Resilience in the Midst of Adversity
Juanita Lira Eguiguren was an extraordinary woman who, despite enduring immense challenges, left a lasting legacy in the realm of health and well-being. Tragically, she passed away at just thirty years old after a courageous battle with breast cancer.
Diagnosed at the age of 22, Juanita confronted her illness with remarkable bravery and an inspiring spirit. She was a firm believer in the power of positive thinking, even in the face of overwhelming adversity. In a heartfelt message before her passing, she shared, “Hope is peace for me,” reflecting her unwavering belief that while we may not control our circumstances, we can choose how we respond to them. This mindset gave her comfort and strength throughout her fight.
Juanita came from a family deeply rooted in public service—her father was the mayor of Lo Barnechea, Chile. Her passing left the community in mourning, but those who loved her take solace in knowing she has found peace. Her courage, perseverance, and optimism live on in the hearts of those she inspired.
Her diagnosis came just as she was preparing to embark on a new adventure: studying abroad in Barcelona, Spain. Though her plans were derailed, Juanita faced this challenge with resilience. She underwent surgery and radiation therapy while maintaining a hopeful outlook on her recovery.
Despite the physical and emotional toll of her illness, Juanita achieved significant milestones. She completed her degree, fell in love, and eventually got married—all while battling cancer. These personal victories offered moments of hope, but in 2017, devastating news arrived: the cancer had returned and spread to her sternum, lymph nodes, and lungs. Even then, Juanita continued to face her circumstances with immense strength.
In addition to her personal achievements, Juanita left her mark on the professional world. She founded “The Healthy Route,” a health-conscious catering business that also provided wellness advice. Through this platform, Juanita reached a wide audience, gaining over 245,000 followers on Instagram, where she shared her journey and encouraged others to prioritize their health and well-being.
Juanita Lira Eguiguren’s life stands as a testament to resilience, hope, and the power of perseverance. Though her time was cut short, her impact on the world of health and wellness endures. Her story reminds us all that optimism and strength can carry us through even the greatest challenges, and that we each have the power to make a lasting difference in the lives of others.
Let us remember Juanita as a symbol of courage and inspiration, whose legacy continues to motivate others to face their struggles with hope and determination.
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