Old men sitting on a bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke…

We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day.

Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.

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One of the men smiles and the girls approaches them. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.

The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”

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The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip Mugley, your turn.”

This joke is yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us.

Kids Mock Needy Classmate for Cheap Halloween Costume until Principal Shows up Wearing the Same — Story of the Day

This story beautifully highlights the values of empathy, kindness, and standing up for others. Levi’s journey from feeling ashamed to experiencing pride and joy in his handmade costume shows the power of genuine care and family love over material things. His parents’ efforts and the principal’s encouragement turn what seemed like a setback into a celebration of uniqueness and hard work.

The principal’s thoughtful support sends a strong message to Levi and his classmates about respect, resilience, and the importance of not judging others based on what they own. It’s a touching reminder that the value of something made with love is far greater than anything money can buy. And Levi’s generous, forgiving heart at the end is truly inspiring, teaching kids to choose kindness and understanding above all else.

This would make a great feel-good read for families, especially around Halloween!

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