An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He liked he had indeed been previously.
The lady said then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir. The gentleman said i didn’t have to show it last time. Impossible! The woman said, you British have always had to show your passports to get through here! The man passports to get through here! The man responded by whispering, well, when i came ashore on the beach on D Day in 1944, i couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to!… Wear your poppy with pride.
My Neighbors Snuck into My Pool for Their 4th of July Party — They Weren’t Ready for My Reaction
When Stella returned from her business trip, she immediately checked her security footage and discovered the Jacobs had thrown a 4th of July party in her backyard without permission. Enraged by their audacity, she confronted them, leading to a tense standoff. Stella then posted warning signs around the neighborhood, prompting the Jacobs to demand she take them down. Refusing, she called the police and showed them the footage, ensuring the Jacobs faced consequences for trespassing. Despite their threats, Stella stood her ground, earning respect from her neighbors like Mrs. Thompson, who admired her resolve.
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